5. You say you a are a big fan of a team, but can't name more than 2 players on said team. That number changes to 3 if we are talking football. I'm ready to start talking football.
4. You attend more play-off games than regular season games. This is especially true if you pay > than 5x the face value for the ticket.
3. You starred in "Say Anything".
2. If your so jealous of the hardcore fans of a team during their championship run that you resort to making meaningless lists condemning others to make yourself feel better.
1. You find yourself on the day of the sixth game during a seven game championship series in a gas station parking lot at a pop-up jersey stand clamoring for overpriced jerseys, t-shirts, and giant foam fingers sold by a dude working out of a van.
Go Bluehawks!
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