Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Political Scandal of the Week: Elena Kagan: She isn't who we think she is, or is he?



Look at her. Just look at her. Uncomfortable, forced smile - check. Hands folded menacingly in an attempt to hide her true intentions - check. Tell me, does this "Elena Kagan' look like a person who has all of her cards on the table?

FACT: Gay rumors are swirling around that boxy little head. I would like it if Kagan is gay, that would probably spice up the Supreme Court chambers a bit. The real question here is; Why are there questions regarding "her" affinity for women. Why?

FACT: No sane person would willfully finance the new Brendan Fraser film "Furry Vengeance" for $35,000,000, unless they of course had strong political ties, and a yet undiscovered, sinister agenda.

FACT: From 1995 to 1999 "Elena Kagan" served as President Bill Clinton's Associate White House Counsel and Deputy Assistant to the President for Domestic Policy and Deputy Director of the Domestic Policy Council. While serving in that position, Kagan co-authored a May 13, 1997 memo to the President urging him to support a ban on late-term abortions.

FACT: From 1995 to 2001 Brendan Fraser had an unprecedented run appearing in some of both the highest budgeted and lowest quality films: George of the Jungle (1997), Blast from the Past (1999), Dudley Do-Right (1999), and Monkeybone (2001). What kind of powerful political force could convince studios to continue to produce these lackluster films. Conveniently, they were produced during Kagan's tenure in the White House.

FACT: Brendan Fraser has stated numerous times in different interview that Mrs. Doubtfire is one of his favorite movies of all time, and with good reason.

It doesn't take a batcomputer to figure out what's really going on here. There is no "Elena Kagan". Brendan Fraser has dressed himself in drag (ala Mrs. Doubtfire) and spent the last fifteen years putting forth the performance of his life while living a double life to gain the political connections to continue to get his shitty movies financed.


Brendan Fraser is "Elena Kagan".



Just look at him.

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